Bake much???

Have you ever tried to make funfetti™ cakemix cookies?? We have, just last night to be exact. You see, last night Brittney came over to my house after our church's VBS. For some STRANGE reason, we got way too bored and decided to make cupcakes. But then, we realized there wasn't any icing! OH NO... so instead, we started to make cookies... turns out we aren't very good at it.

We started out fine and all, but then as it got to the "mix ingredients" part, we got confuzzled. Who knew you had to use a spoon to stir things together? SHEESH! You learn something new everyday though. On that note, here's your first statement of wiseness.

"Doeth as the box tells you. Don'tith think you can ACTUALLY cook without directions. That box your looking at is allith knowing. SO LISTEN UP AND USE A SPOON."

Here's how you perfectly execute the process of Funfetti™ cakemix cookie baking....

1. Go to your local Hen House food market and purchase a Betty Crocker Funfetti™ cakemix box.
2. Take your box of Betty Crocker Funfetti™ cakemix home.
3. Take out all of the materials needed (1/3 cup vegetable oil, 2 eggs, a box of Betty Crocker Funfetti™ cakemix, flour, a large mixing bowl, a spatula, 2 cookie sheets, a large spoon, a cup, and a measuring cup) to prepare your Betty Crocker Funfetti™ cakemix cookies.
4. Open the box of Betty Crocker funfetti™ cakemix and pour into your large mixing bowl.
5. Crack the two eggs into the bowl of Betty Crocker Funfetti™ cakemix.
6. Pour 1/3 cup of vegetable oil into the bowl of Betty Crocker Funfetti™ cakemix and eggs.
7. Mix thoroughly with a large spoon until you can no longer see the powdery Betty Crocker Funfetti™ cakemix.
   
8. Once the Betty Crocker Funfetti™ cakemix is THOROUGHLY mixed with the eggs and vegetable oil, look at it carefully and observe what a beautiful masterpiece you have created.
9. PREHEAT OVEN TO 375° BEFORE YOU EXECUTE THE THIRD STEP!!!! -oops i forgot to tell you earlier. DARN ;)
10. Take out your cookie sheets and place one inch balls of Betty Crocker Funfetti™ cookie dough 2 inches apart on your pan.
11. Dip glass into flour and press into the cookie until they are flattened to 1/4 inch.
12. Open oven door
13. Place cookie sheets into oven on oven rack.
14. Close oven door.
15. Set timer for 16 minutes. (when time goes off, check to make sure they are golden brown)
16. Once cookies are in the oven, you have not finished your job. Next you are to take the flour bag and blow into it.
17. Make sure it gets ALL OVER YOUR FACE.
18. Next find a random bystander and suggest that they turn around and face you. In this process, you just go ahead and pour the flour throughout their body.
    
19. SIDE NOTE>>>>> if you followed steps 16-18 GREAT JOB!! if not, your cookies will be a giant ROCK. they'll form into random letters and be burnt.
20. Once the timer beeps, open oven door.
21. Take out cookie sheets
22. CLOSE oven door.
23. Once cooled (try to figure out when without NOT touching them.) do your VERY best attempt to get those darned things off your pan.
    
24. IF you can get them off, then place them on a plate.
25. ENJOY!!!!!